Homer Simpson ‘Ascends’ to the 3D Level

eek! Who should he pray and bow down to?

Matt Greoning….duh!

There was an infamous episode of The Simpsons whereby the cartoon character Homer Simpson actually made his way from 2D to 3D level. It was an exciting episode, whereby all the rest of the cast were excited to see this philosopher transcend into another dimension altogether! Homer’s family and his neighbors all gathered together in his living room to ruminate over his disappearance and entry into this whole spectrum of a new dimension altogether. Professor Frink had mentioned and explained briefly what it was like to extend from 2D to 3D: “Well, it’s like an extension of your own very selves”, he stated, while drawing a shape of a 2D square all of a sudden transform into a 3D cube with his extended lines. Dr Reverend Lovejoy, who was well known for his constant preaching about god and the bible, knowingly asked Homer, “Homer? Do you see the light?!” That’s where all dead 3D souls have to head to once they die, after all. Same thing for 2D souls to head to 3D? Meh.

Homer Simpson was met with a lot of shapes and mathematical formulas, it was almost like a vortex that he was sucked into before he finally was placed in the 3D world with us humans and everyone on 3D earth. He walked along this sidewalk staring at his immediate surroundings. Everything was so. Different. Who are these beings? What is that to his left? Is that a plant? That’s a…store…? That is a…human…

You can place your best bet that Homer Simpson would be scrounging around for the one and only himself. Is it the one that Dr. Reverend Lovejoy has been preaching about all this time? God? Close. It’s Matt Greoning. That’s Homer’s ultimate ‘god’. He is the ultimate ‘creator’ of Homer Simpson and The Simpsons series altogether. He is the one who sits down and comes up with episode storylines and characters. He’s the one with the pencil and eraser and the flipbook.

This is how the life of the 2D ‘The Simpsons’ world is created. The same analogy can be made between us 3D human selves and 5D ‘god’ himself. Previous higher dimensions can manipulate time and space and erase or add events and characters in anyone’s “story” or “life”. They are the ones with the ultimate ability to change how your series of life events turn out. If you are following a typical path and storyline, your ‘god’ can add onto it as he or she so wishes, taking out pages from the flipbook (turning back time) and using their pencil to add in a new background object and character that shows up to stir the pot in your “story”. They can also erase a character you are meant to come across in the next 50 pages of the flipbook.

Let’s take a second to take a look at what happens in this contrived scene from the Simpsons. It is a flipbook that comes to life through a series of milliseconds that add up to about a few seconds of what happens in the lives of the Simpsons. Bart Simpson, being the all-knowing and all assuming brat, predictably takes out his slingshot and flings it to what’s straight in front of him, Homer. Homer feels the pain a second later, and the next second later you can see him heading towards Bart and strangling him. It is a direct take from a series of scenes from a series of episodes within the world of the Simpsons. If you were Matt Greoning, how could you manipulate and change this?

What if..

Matt Greoning went back many milliseconds within the whole few second spectrum. He’s at the 50th page now. Pause the video there. The slingshot is in the midst of being flung high up in the air and will land sometime in the near future. What if Matt Greoning decided to change the course of this scene? Head back in time by many milliseconds to this point. Instead of placing grumpy Homer there to have his head hit by that shot, why don’t we place Marge Simpson, Bart’s mother, there instead?

How would the next pages of the flipbook turn out? The slingshot has to eventually land due to the laws of physics, only this time the victim would be Marge Simpson. If this shot hit Marge Simpson how would the upcoming pages of the flipbook and milliseconds of this scene turn out? Would Bart Simpson be strangled after that second or two of flinging that slingshot, or would he just receive a disgruntled but endearing look from Marge’s face? If Bart weren’t to be strangled by his mother, this would change the course of his upcoming future events one min to an hour later now, wouldn’t it? This is the power of The 2D Simpson’s 3D ‘God'(Matt Greoning). Simultaneously, this is the power of our 3D human being’s 5D ‘God’.

God is ultimately the creator who can manipulate space and time and create scenarios within anyone’s life like no one else can. They have the ability to change how the course of your own life can turn out by erasing characters that come into your “life”, going back in time within your 70 year human life cycle and placing events that line up with what should come next based on what that previous certain page in the flipbook shows.

This is how your 3D life runs it course, much like how a cartoon character episode from a hit series like The Simpsons comes to “life”. Our own lives are frames of reality that line up one after the other in a predictable way that make the pages come together when flipped from beginning to end to make it come “alive”. Whoever is the creator behind this creation has quite a manipulative hand itself, twisting and contorting your own life in this manner. It’s time to bow down to you know who now, eh?

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